News Satire
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'If you maintain an erection for four hours after reading this, consult a doctor'
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:31:11 GMT, 02:31 PMInventer Klaus Von Troup finally hit paydirt when he sold the rights to the Wham-Mo Talking Auto-Penis and Dispenser he invented and developed in 2002...read more »
Knobb Cheese adverts slammed by Watchdog
Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:54:55 GMT, 05:54 AMSwedish cheese manufacturer, Knobb, has come under fire for it's TV adverts it was revealed today. The Advertising Standards Committee has ordered th...read more »
Model company release plans for a new high speed train set
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:10:17 GMT, 11:10 AMThe UK's biggest model railway makers have released plans to build the UK's fastest train set. The company have decided to grasp the nettle and throw ...read more »
Flintstone Pedal Car Tops All Mileage and Safety Lists
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:33:09 GMT, 12:33 PMApparently the fabled cartoon family had it right all along, basing their primary mode of transportation on foot power and renewable materials. With ...read more »
Global Toiletries Company Rape World of Natural Resources
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:01:02 GMT, 07:01 AMIt has been noticed, by an eagle eyed local man, that a World-Wide, if not Global, Toiletries company is systematically raping Mother Earth of her nat...read more »
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Corey Haim not dead
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:42:16 GMT, 08:42 AMConflicting reports are emerging around American "actor" Corey Haim. Haim is apparently alive and well. Journalists claim Haim staged his own death...read more »
Christine Bleakley Water-Skis The Channel - Frank Lampard Spotted 'Hovering'
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:21:25 GMT, 09:21 AMThe One Show presenter, Christine Bleakley has successfully completed her attempt to water ski across the English Channel, raising funds for charity i...read more »
Cheryl Cole - Hopes Fade As Ashley Rushes To Bedside
Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:27:36 GMT, 04:27 AMOXSHOTT - MIDNIGHT: In heart-torturing scenes reminiscent of the final moments of a Puccini opera, love-rat footballer Ashley Cole hobbled onto a je...read more »
Britney Spears Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched" Hits #1
Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:21:34 GMT, 11:21 PMPADUCAH, Kentucky - Britney Spears was backstage after having performed to a standing room only crowd at Paducah's Blue Grass Auditorium when she was ...read more »
Cheryl Cole Sick - Or Is She Pregnant?
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:44:35 GMT, 09:44 AMMedia darling and self appointed 'People's Princess' Cheryl Cole, the Geordie pop warbler out of Girls Aloud and oft to be seen sympathetically sobbin...read more »
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The World's Voice of Reason - Your Leo Month, Exclusive Predictions
Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500, 11:00 PMAir guitar, air piano, air violin, but not air harp, are all well starred this month, especially at teatime on most Monday/Tuesday's for most of the t...read more »
The Satirical Political Report - Hilary Threatens Israel: We'll Send Jimmy Carter to Build Your Settlements
Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500, 11:00 PMWith Jimmy on the way, will the Israelites try to return to Egypt?...read more »
Dailyfortnight - Picture News: Pope Benedict XVI
Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500, 11:00 PMPope Orders Probe Into Gay Bishop...read more »
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Sports: NHL, NASCAR To Punish Carl Edwards For Hit On Bruins' Marc Savard
Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:44:16 -0500, 09:44 AMBOSTON—NASCAR and the National Hockey League announced Wednesday they would punish Sprint Cup driver Carl Edwards for hitting Boston center Marc...read more »
Sports: 'She's Probably A Money-Hungry Liar,' Extremely Nervous Steelers Fans Report
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:00:25 -0500, 01:00 PMPITTSBURGH—In the wake of sexual assault allegations made against Ben Roethlisberger by a Georgia college student, nervous Steelers fans across ...read more »
Sports: Legendary Athlete Splurges
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:20:23 -0500, 08:20 AMJulius Peppers signed a big Bears contract and bought pricey bottles of champagne for an entire nightclub, but it wasn't the biggest flashing of cash ...read more »
Sports: On Championship Week
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:04:07 -0500, 08:04 AM...read more »
Sports: Stan Van Gundy Gives Players 'Dr. BBQ's Big-Time Barbecue Cookbook' To Read During Road Trip
Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:00:17 -0500, 08:00 AMORLANDO, FL—Continuing a tradition that stretches back to his early years with the Miami Heat, Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy routinely present...read more »
