News Satire
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British Airways Changes Name
Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:58:57 GMT, 07:58 AMThe new and shortened name for British Airways is just BA in keeping with their web name BA.com. The new name is pronounced Bah not B.A. Effective...read more »
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Kindles View iPad Launch
Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:30:13 GMT, 01:30 AMKindles await with dread April 3, when the long-awaited Apple iPad will officially go on sale in the U. S. Like the Kindle, the iPad serves as an ele...read more »
Economy 'to grow slower in 2011'
Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:41:33 GMT, 05:41 PMLondon - A leading business group, the British Chambers of Commerce (the BCC for short), issued a stark warning Sunday following the UK's weak exit fr...read more »
Free Membership to Buildaburgers Club says Homer Simpson
Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:23:48 GMT, 07:23 AMHomer Simpson has announced that it is absolutely FREE to join the Buildaburgers Club. It costs you nothing you don't need a membership card and being...read more »
Police Investigate Convenience Store Death
Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:16:46 GMT, 10:16 PMPolice say they are treating as 'very suspicious' the death of a man who froze to death in a 24Seven convenience store in central Bangkok, a source sa...read more »
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JLS Condom: Band Reveal Secret Name
Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:37:34 GMT, 06:37 AMPop pin-ups JLS led tabloid newspapers up the garden path today as they launched their new line of condoms. The lads told The Sun that their 'brande...read more »
American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell
Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:31:07 GMT, 11:31 AMHOLLYWOOD HILLS - American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was interviewed in her beautiful Hollywood Hills mansion Casa de Musica. The attractive brunette...read more »
Miley Cyrus and Her "Last Song" Co-Star Liam Hemsworth Are Secretly Engaged!
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:52:37 GMT, 06:52 PMROSWELL, New Mexico - Miley Cyrus was in town visiting The International UFO Museum & Research Center with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. A reporter w...read more »
Kanye West and Chris Brown Both Agree That White America Better Give Tiger Woods A Second Chance
Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:47:16 GMT, 12:47 PMMOSCOW, Idaho - Two hip hop and rap artists whose careers are heading downhill faster than Kirstie Alley chasing down a dog who has just stolen her bo...read more »
Barbie Murders Ken
Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:09:37 GMT, 11:09 AMNew York, NY-- Barbie is in a prison today after the dismembered body of her boyfriend was discovered last night, floating in the Hudson River. The N...read more »
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Dailyfortnight - John Terry to be Stripped of Marriage
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 -0500, 11:00 PMEmbattled Chelsea captain John Terry is expected to be stripped of his marriage after events in his private life continue to be made public....read more »
Humorality.com - Crashed Spam Server Reveals Sexy Nigerian Dentist Viagra Accounts
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 -0500, 11:00 PMA computer failure at one of the largest unsolicited bulk email agencies may seriously damage the reputation of the email spam industry....read more »
The World's Voice of Reason - What's The First Thing You Will Watch On Your New 3D TV?
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 -0500, 11:00 PM"Something boring with no plot but lots of pointy out things I would have thought."...read more »
The History Bluff - Ancient Coins Determined to be Nothing More Than Convenietly Shaped Rocks
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 -0500, 11:00 PMNumismatists at The History Bluff have determined that ancient coins were not crafted but instead randomly found while tilling fields and walking the ...read more »
Satire and Comment - Palinstein - The Horrific Creation Of John McCain. (Cartoon.)
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 -0500, 11:00 PMPalinstein - The Horrific Creation Of John McCain. A Martin Siegel Cartoon...read more »
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Sports: Chris Bosh Out For Season After Cutting Open Knee To See How It Works
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:19:32 -0500, 09:19 AMTORONTO—The Raptors medical staff announced Tuesday that Chris Bosh will miss the rest of the season after the inquisitive forward cut open his ...read more »
Sports: Ball Movement Making Dirk Nowitzki Nauseous
Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:17:28 -0500, 09:17 AMDALLAS—During last Wednesday's game against the Phoenix Suns, Mavericks center Dirk Nowitzki reportedly told teammates that he "needed a sec" af...read more »
Sports: Uh-Oh, Annoying Coworker Going To Tell You Why IndyCar Racing Completely Different From NASCAR
Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:15:30 -0500, 09:15 AMKANSAS CITY, MO—Oh man, sources confirmed that it looks as though Paul Martinelli, that irritating guy from sales, is going to give you an entir...read more »
Sports: Wrestling Fan's Comments Alternate Between Admitting It's Fake, Forgetting It's Fake
Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:13:10 -0500, 09:13 AMSTATEN ISLAND, NY—During a recent screening of WWE Friday Night SmackDown, wrestling enthusiast David Graziano fluctuated between an awareness t...read more »
Sports: Area Man Wonders What Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Talk About
Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:00:44 -0500, 01:00 PMWATERBURY, CT—While skimming an SI.com article about Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, local roofer Ernest Wilkinson, 46, told reporters Thursday ...read more »
